Newfoundland seal hunting-dogs are having a bad year.

Newfoundland seal hunting-dogs are having a bad year, and Viagra is partly to blame. In a report to the Canadian regulation marine experts said that a decline in demand for seal penises--considered by way of some Asians to be an aphrodisiac--is fit to the popularity of the little downcast pill. The owner of Toronto herb store observed that taking a pill is easier than preparing a seal penis. The latter is sliced, repeatedly boiled, and added to broth or wine. Now only older clan seem interested in seal penises, the merchant said. Apparently Pfizer Inc. hasn't largely penetrated this demographic group.

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